{"product_id":"dobule-products","title":"2-BOOK SIGNED BUNDLE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBooks List:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"m-footer--block-content list-unstyled m-link-lists m-accordion--item-content\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-link-lists--item m:block\"\u003eThe Laser Sharks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-link-lists--item m:block\"\u003eThe Basic Overlord\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreeze Man vs. the Laser Sharks\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor all you parents out there who feel like your kids are speaking a different language—this book is your translator.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the Brain Rot Series—a collection of short stories designed to capture the wild slang, goofy energy, and chaotic vibes kids are hearing on the playground and from their friends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for second grade and up, these stories are quick, hilarious, and full of phrases that make kids feel like they’re reading something they’re not supposed to (even though it’s totally age-appropriate).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBreeze Man vs. the Laser Sharks is the perfect entry point.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s got everything:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ A chill superhero powered by wind and silent rizz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ An evil army of laser-equipped sharks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Interactive read-aloud sections so YOU can perform the chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Slang like “crusty iPad kid,” “TOUCH GRASS,” “GYATTT,” and more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re reading to your own kid, a group of kids, or crashing a classroom with GOAT energy, this book is a guaranteed classroom takeover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re not just reading. You’re dropping bars, performing memes, and activating full send mode.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese aren’t just books. This is a vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd seriously…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho doesn’t love sharks with lasers?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd hey—don’t take yourself too seriously when reading this!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s all supposed to be fun!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0FFT561TR?ref_=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cp_ud_dp_HWVCSQG70JFJRCZVSMZ1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0FFT561TR?ref_=cm_sw_r_ffobk_cp_ud_dp_HWVCSQG70JFJRCZVSMZ1\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreeze Man vs. The Basic Overlord\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eA sequel so goated, it’s basically a platinum album.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor all the parents, teachers, and older siblings out there trying to decode the chaos your kids are speaking—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ethis is your cheat code.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome back to the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBrain Rot Series\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—the collection of short stories designed to capture the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ewild slang, goofy energy, and unfiltered playground vibes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e kids are obsessed with right now.\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003esecond grade and up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, these books are short, hilarious, and packed with phrases that make kids feel like they’re reading something they’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003enot supposed to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (even though it’s totally fine).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBreeze Man vs. The Basic Overlord\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e cranks it to the next level.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s got:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✅ Breeze Man back in action—still powered by wind and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003esilent rizz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✅ Two new sidekicks: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eSigma Boy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eKoda the Dog (who is actually a girl, don’t get it twisted)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✅ An evil villain known as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe Basic Overlord\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—aka Karen—who says everything she does \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eslays,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but it’s honestly just \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003emid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✅ A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eLevel 4 out of 5 spice\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e on the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBrain Rot Meter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✅ Interactive read-aloud moments so you can drop bars, spin around like a helicopter, and act like you just touched grass for the first time\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe first side quest in the series, hidden inside the book for bonus chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✅ Slang like \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e“NPC,” “Level 100 GYATTT,” “Phantom Tax,” “Hyperpigmentation,” and “Crusty iPad Kid.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✅ Full classroom takeover energy guaranteed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re not just reading—you’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eperforming memes, unlocking cringe mode, and going full send\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with your kids.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s the kind of book where teachers end up laughing just as hard as the students.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese aren’t just books.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThis is a vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/a.co\/d\/bAUeAgI\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003ehttps:\/\/a.co\/d\/bAUeAgI\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan 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